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Personal Blogs: Man Finds True Love Through the Beaver

Everyone loves blogs about Hollywood celebrities. And sure, you can read the same old celebrity news every day at places like Defamer and Gawker.

Brad and Jenn. Angelina and Brad. What a surprise — more about Nick and Jessica!

But only at a personal blog will you find the real behind-the-scenes story of Hollywood. And, of course, juicy gossip involving Jerry Mathers (aka “the Beaver” of “Leave it to Beaver” fame.)

Did you know that the writer of the Los Angeles-based blog “Star Effer” met his beautiful wife Ryan BECAUSE OF THE BEAVER?

“My daughters are too young to understand this right now, but I live with the knowledge that some day, they will have to know the truth.”

Star Effer’s sister met The Beaver at a play in San Diego, and they soon started dating. Star Effer was invited to attend one of the Beav’s famed birthday parties.

“So I went to the party, chatted up the Beav, bummed a smoke off Eddie Haskel (he’s a cop now in the San Fernando Valley). Jay Leno was supposed to be there, but the bastard was a no-show. By about 9:15 I had grown weary of the festivities… “

But then his eyes gazed upon the beautiful Ryan.

“…her eyes sealed the fucking deal. Deep pools of carribean blue, accented with faint green rings at the center, they bored into my soul and made me feel both at peace and wildly restless all at the same time.”

Eh, Defamer, sleep with Yahoo all you want in big money deals, but try describing Paris Hilton like that!

Fabe, the writer of Star Effer is a brand new blogger, but his amusing posts about Hollywood tell more about the reality of The Industry than most of the “celebrity” blogs. We’re looking forward to reading more from him.

Of course, let’s not forget the Beaver — one former child star who didn’t end up on drugs or a transvestite. Instead, good ol’ Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver became Yentl the Matchmaker for the Hollywood blogging set!

This entry was posted by Courtney Gidts on Monday, November 28th, 2005 at 5:01 am and is filed under Gawker Media, Underrated. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

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