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Fly on the Wall : Jenisfamous turns 27

Last week, I attended Jen Dziura’s birthday extravaganza.

A slew of vaudevillian-style acts including “comedy”, musical guests, and a bevy of burlesque dancers (which were less burlesque dancers and more likely just a lame excuse to get pasty white girls with pasties and pin curls to show us their tits–hey, no complaints here) were lined up to take the stage and pay homage to the birthday girl.

Unfortunately, Jen’s sweet-voiced pleas for birthday shots from the attendees went enthusiastically answered over and over and over again. By midnight, our barely one-hundred pounds soaking wet hostess was being dragged around like a rag doll and advised to “smile, smile for the camera.” Disturbingly, in every single photo I sifted through, she looks annoyingly fantastic. What the fuck?

Not an hour later, Jen was being carted downstairs by about 20 “deeply concerned” guys. As they carried her away, I swear I saw her cooter, which, at the time, I thought was a big deal, but as it turns out, avid readers of JenisFamous are already well-acquainted with Jen’s underbits. Oh, well. So much for my “hot tip.”

Brian Van, aka Super Trooper, took over the reins for our projectile-vomiting heroine and was rewarded for his efforts by an overly-enthusiastic audience member/blogger/notorious blog commenter who repeatedly yelled “Brian Van! I wanna fuck you in the ass! Right in the ASS!”

Right on.

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