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Quite a sunset you’re riding off into

Dear The Cowboy,

We’re so sorry to see you go. We loved your stream of posts — all both of them. Our only fear was that they’d drown out the wit from Angelina and Neil. Thankfully, you were smart enough to demurely give them all the good jokes.

I can’t say we’ll leave the light on for you, but when Scrivens finally Jacks you and sends you to that Liberal Ranch in the sky, send us your CV and we’ll see if we can get you a job adding real estate bloggers to the C-list.

Too bad about your back pain; next time, when you kneel in front of a guy that long, support your weight with your heels. It’s one of the overlooked occupational hazards of your line of work, what with all the attention going to communicable diseases.

Sincerely,
Blogebrity

This entry was posted by Nick Douglas on Monday, December 19th, 2005 at 5:32 pm and is filed under Obituaries. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed.

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