A Very Jossipy Evening at the Annex

200605-hauslaibannex.jpgIf you’re in New York, drop what you’re doing — you’ve only got about an hour to get to David Hauslaib’s $50 Learning Annex session entitled The Founder of Jossip.com Reveals All…:

The internet is bigger than ever and blogging has become much more than a creative outlet. Whether it’s news, entertainment, gossip, sports or any other topic under the sun, someone is blogging it…and profiting. Blogs are a booming business these days and you can turn your hobby, interest or career into a profit-earning website!

Find out how from David Hauslaib, Founder and Publisher of Jossip.com, one of the leading media and gossip websites. David will reveal how he turned his passions into a paying gig and how you’re only a few short steps from doing the same.

If you’re going, do us a favor and take good notes. This blogging thing sounds like it’s going to be big, and we want to get a piece of the action.

The Founder of Jossip.com Reveals All [Learning Annex]
Join Jossip At The Learning Annex: Learn What Else There Is To Blogging Beside Alliteration-Filled Copy [Jossip]

Happy Anniversary Ana Marie

Today, as we happened to be browsing through the AmazonConnect Author Plogs (stay tuned for Plogebrity real, real soon), we were reminded that today is a special day for the original Ms. Wonkette:

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What are you waiting for? Head on over to Amazon and pick something up for Ana Marie and her hubby today.

Profile for Ana Marie Cox [Amazon.com]

The New Rage: Internblogging

This morning the New York Times is all up in the shit of interns who blog, and the companies who continue to employ them for little or no pay (brave soliders that they are). Among those mentioned are B-listers Andrew McDonald (Comedy Central Intern), Alexx Shannon (BritBoy), and of course, the Internblogger who started it all (and our favorite Skank Queen), Jessica Cutler. Also getting a namedrop (though not an intern) is Jessa Jeffries, whose blog-related firing was covered here last week.

The Cliffs Notes Version? If you’re an intern and you’re blogging, be careful what you say. You might get fired and have to fall back on a book deal or start your own company rather than work for minimum wage.

On a sidenote, our condolences to Heather Armstrong — this is actually the first article ever written about bloggers being fired that didn’t mention her or Dooce.

Interns? No Bloggers Need Apply [N.Y. Times]

Matt Haughey displays his Jedi laptop prowess

Mac geeks — now would be the time to bow in submission to your OSX Overlord.

MacBook Man [A Whole Lotta Nothing via Valleywag]

LiveJournal’s Boob War

breastfeeding.jpgFrom Valleywag comes a back-and-forth between LiveJournal staffers and a group of breastfeeding enthusiasts (who refer to themselves as Boob Nazis) over the appropriateness of breastfeeding shots on LiveJournal:

We have recently been made aware that your default userpic is inappropriate….We must request that you discontinue using it as your default by no later than 00:01 (midnight) EST 23 May 2006. If at that time, you have not made the change requested, your journal will be suspended.

The Boob Nazi’s response:

In what way do you classify a photograph of an infant nursing, the single most natural act between a mother and child, as graphically sexual or violent in nature — or indeed, as sexual at all? Breastfeeding is not a sexual act. It is not a violent act. This icon in no way violates your state Terms of Service.

And then, LiveJournal’s “we don’t respond to threats” retort:

Finally, please be aware that write-in campaigns are never effective in swaying the opinion of the Abuse Team or LiveJournal administrators, or in focusing attention on a particular issue.

Are we the only ones that find LiveJournal’s efforts to shun the power of consumer involvement just a tad ironic? At least they could have encouraged the protesters to speak freely on their blogs, as opposed to using the hands-over-the-ears “LA LA LA we can’t hear you” approach.

“Boob Nazi” breastfeeders battle LiveJournal abuse team [Valleywag]

Animal infiltrates Apple

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Want to get inside the madness mecca that is the new Apple Store in NYC? You have two options:

(1) Spend a couple of hours in a ludicrously long line (and enjoy your 1.5 seconds of fame on Apple’s site).

(2) Go Animal-style and snag yourself an official Apple ID badge; hang with the likes of Kevin Bacon, James Woods, and SNL’s Maya Rudolph & Amy Poehler (aka Mrs. Will Arnett).

We’ll take the latter.

ANIMAL Takes a Bite Out the Apple [Animal New York]
Apple Store Gives Mecca a Run for Its Money [Gawker]

Blogebrity turns 1 today

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Actually it was a year ago yesterday that Sean found us and exposed our fiendish plans to the world. But seeing as we spent yesterday moving Blogebrity over to a new server (after the old one blew up), we managed to overlook it. Although in fairness, Blogebrity didn’t make its official debut until May 18, 2005.

Now if you’ll excuse us, it’s time to kick off the celebration with some sushi cupcakes. Copious amounts of booze soon to follow.

Rocketboom: The Home Edition

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Rocketboomers — are you always wondering what Amanda might look like with a different map behind her? Now thanks to Ze Frank and the magic of Google Maps, you can spend all day finding out!

And while you’re at it, why not make an earth sandwich?

Jessaisms gets Dooced

The Blogebrity Medal of Honor goes out today to Jessa, who pulled off the uneviable double-dip of getting fired for blogging AND being threatened with legal action if she didn’t take down her blog (a personal favorite of ours), Jessaisms (link to what’s left after the legal threats | link to a cached version of the full site).

For what it’s worth, Jessa can find solace in the good company of the ever-growing fraternal order of the fired blogger. Although right now we imagine she’s more interested in finding a new (and more blogger-friendly) employer.

To the rest of you — watch your back out there. Thanks to overzealous/clueless employers, blogging can be hazardous to your (financial) health.

Mark Cuban’s $200,000 blog entry

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People keep asking us what it takes to make the A-list. And we keep feeding them some garbage about “there’s no simple formula or automatic pass to make you an A-lister.” But today we can confirm one definite exception:

Getting fined $200k for blogging is a guaranteed pass to permanent A-listdom.

No matter how many New York clubs won’t let you in, crossing over into six-digit fines for what you say on your blog means you’ll always have a place at the top of our list. At least until inflation makes that sum seem paltry (so probably another good three years).

Kudos Mark. You make us all proud. (via)

Arianna gets Bastardized

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Arianna Huffington “Bastard of the Blogs” card [ThoseBastards!]

Six Apart Goes Down

Earlier this week, Typepad, Live Journal, Typekey and all the other Six Apart-hosted sites experienced some prolonged downtime. Was it, as the 6Aers said, a “sophisticated distributed denial of service attack” or was it more like a total screw-up by a Net security company called Blue Security?

CAUGHT ON TAPE: Calacanis and Denton together in NYC!

For us, this is a bit like watching Lohan and Jessica Simpson walking down the street side-by-side:

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The big difference — in the world of the blogebrity, “paparazzi” shots are submitted by your own employee.